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Please forgive me for not knowing all of the legal mumbo-jumbo. I will simply speak my mind, (don't worry, it won't take long):
- I accuse Tεxτurε of using scientific notation to represent the value 0.063 as 6.3e-2, which is clearly in violation of policies set forth by the Watch the Wiki Scientific Notation Board of North America and Canada (WtWSNBoNAaC©™®, patent pending).
- I accuse Tεxτurε of hiding satanic messages in his signature, namely: TANSTAAFL. You will note that, when pronounced backwards whilst swimming, it sounds like "Le Fat's Nat".
- I accuse Tεxτurε of having the coolest signature on Wikipedia, which makes me jealous.
- I accuse “Texture”, who is most likely sockpuppet of User:Trolling Vandal, of having a red signature which makes other people think it's a broken link and want to write his talk page. — i386 | Talk 17:34, 16 Sep 2004 (UTC)
I ask only that the arbiters do their duty, in as biased a manner as is possible.